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Saturday, October 11, 2014

Create Your Own Spider Dog

Inspired by this hilarious prank video I decided to make my very own Spider Dog this Halloween for the local dog costume contest. Luckily my little Min Pin, Starla, is a good sport and she let me create an extravagantly ridiculous outfit for her.


So if you have a dog that will let you put it in giant costumes and you've always wanted to scare the neighbors then here is a tutorial on how to make your very own Spider Dog with nothing but a glue gun and a trip to Michael's craft store. Starla is 8 pounds so these directions are for a smaller dog, you'll need more felt and possibly more pipe cleaners if you've got a big dog.





WHAT YOU NEED:


1 12x18 sheet of craft foam
2 9x12 sheets of felt (*Try to aim for colors close to your dog's coat for the foam and felt)
30" strip of velcro
3 giant chenille pipe cleaners (6.5' long each)
2 9x12 sheets of fake fur OR 5 marabou boas (6 ft long)
Glue gun
Scissors
Sharpie
Packing tape
A willing dog

DIRECTIONS:





You'll need a base for the legs so take your sheet of craft foam and cut it a round cornered rectangle roughly the size of your dog's back. You want it to fit between the base of the tail and the collar.


If you're using the fake fur, trace the piece of foam onto the backside and cut out a piece the same size. 

(**TIP** don't cut the fur itself, try to only cut the fabric so you don't have a rough edge)


Put 4 dots on each side roughly where you want the legs to go. You don't want them too close to the edge so the legs will stand up higher.

Cut the pipe cleaners into 3rds, you'll end up with 8 legs and a couple spares.

Cut 8 rectangles of foam that will be the base of the legs to give them support. The should be a few inches long and just wide enough to wrap around a pipe cleaner. Snip one end in the middle of all 8.

If using fur, cut 8 pieces the same size as the rectangles with the angle of the fur running across the short side so it will splay out when its rolled around the leg base.





















Take a piece of tape longer than the rectangle is wide, and line it up with the unsnipped end. The tape shouldn't cover the snip.You're going to take one of the pipe cleaners and lay it the middle of the foam rectangle with the end flush with the snipped side.

Roll the foam around the pipe cleaner and tape it down. Don't worry about neatness, it'll be covered. Splay out the foam at the end with pipe cleaner bent out between them forming a 3 point base. Hot glue the flaps and pipe cleaner and press them over one of the dots you made on the foam base. One leg down! Go ahead and make 8 more.







If you're using the fur, take the rectangles you cut and and hot glue a line down the long side. Press the edge on the under of a leg and wrap the fur around the base. Glue another line on the remaining edge and pulling the fur tight, press down and close the seam. The fur will go higher than the base because you shortened them with the flaps. Repeat for all 8.




Take your large rectangle of fur the size of the base, and line it up over the back. If you hot glue a line down the center of the foam you can secure the fur to it. Estimate where the legs are and cut a line in from the side so the fur can lie on either side of each leg base. Hot glue the edges down.



If you're using the boas, find the mid point of one and put it in between 2 of the legs (going across the back, not along the side). Wrap each end tightly up the legs until they are a bit past the base. Tie and tuck the ends so the strings don't show. 4 boas will take care of the legs and cover a bit of the back. If you need to, take your 5th boa and and fill in any gaps along the back. If you create a loop at the neck end it'll make a nice fuzzy collar. Since the legs are black I added pompom feet so they'll be seen at night.


You can either hot glue the foam base directly to felt vest you're going to make or you can do what I did and make it detachable with velcro. Take the strips of velcro and cut either 2 or 3 lengths to go on the underside of the foam (keep at least 3-4 inches for the the vest). Hot glue them down lengthwise.




Next, we're going to make the vest. Hot glue the two pieces of felt together at the ends with a small seam.


Take a piece of clothing that fits your dog snuggly and trace it out onto the felt. I used a raincoat that laid flat with 2 points of attachment- one across the chest and one under the torso.

Use your leftover velcro for the attachment points.


























Line up your leg foam base on the back of the felt vest and glue the opposing velcro strips down to the felt.




Now is the time to make adjustments to the legs so grab your willing dog and strap it in the costume.






You want the legs to have a good arc so make sure they go straight up as much as possible before falling to the sides. You can make a joint bend to keep the ends from tangling under your dog's feet. Trim the ends so they're close to the ground but won't tangle or trip.

And ta-da! You are done! You now have your very own spider dog.






Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Tis the Season To Be Scary: Part I

While some mourn the end of summer there are those of us who jump into October with gleeful anticipation as stores fill their aisles with skulls, bats, and pumpkins. Whether your brand of Halloween scary leans towards Hocus Pocus or Rob Zombie it is amazing all the options for Halloween that go beyond orange and black. Even Pottery Barn is getting in on the holiday spirit and decking their windows in full sized skeletons and beautifully painted fake pumpkins. So much inspiration everywhere for my Halloween party yet the spark I got for this year wasn’t found in the hallowed aisles of Michael’s craft store but instead buried in a trunk at my grandparents’ house:
WHY, GRANDMA,WHY??
I quickly texted the photo to my mother to find out if these dolls were in the house intentionally or they had somehow snuck into my grandmother’s room at night. Apparently they were from Germany in the 60’s and their clothes were lost in a move. She called them "cute"; I quickly reburied them under old aprons and photo albums and locked the trunk. I showed the photo to fellow Geek Girls and they all had the same reaction as I did- WTF are those?? Combine this with the “Annabelle” movie trailers starting to pop up and my 2014 Halloween party décor theme was born…

Just a pile of heads...
So by mid-September I was scouring eBay for creepy doll heads and loading up my Pinterest board with disturbing images of all the nightmare-inducing decorations one can make with dolls. By the time the last of my freaky purchases arrived I had several boxes of heads spread around my living room.

Try waking up from a nap on a couch to this

They range from the old blinking eye ones with chipped paint and blank stares to cheap plastic faces from craft stores in the 70’s. You truly can find anything on eBay but I drew the line at a haunted doll named Michael that the seller is pretty sure is inhabited by the spirit of a 5 year old killed in a house fire. My luck has been bad enough lately, no need to spit into the face of fate.

WITHOUT a haunted doll
Kelly and I pilgrimaged to the dollar store and Walmart one night looking for the cheapest of cheap dolls. Basically nothing says that more than a $1 Barbie knockoff that you don’t even really need to pry the limbs off, they just kind of fall off on their own. My favorite find was a weird looking baby doll that managed to crossover quite well with a decorative skeleton so I started happily popping heads off in the car and the skele-babies were born:
A vast improvement
I dumped sharpies, buttons, and hot glue sticks out on my coffee table and Beth and I began to dig through the pile of cheap plastic doll heads. We separated out those that are more goofy than creepy and got our twisted creativity on. Our first session produced some good results: 

Beth getting her freak o

Living out their Halloween Destiny











As we prepare more over the month I'll keep updating on our progress and hopefully things will come together horrifyingly. Hopefully my landlord won't need to come over anytime soon because an apartment full of mutilated dolls may not get my lease renewed...

-Geek Girl Friday

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Finally Recovered from San Diego Comic-Con


So before some of my fellow Geek Girls get on planes to head to Dragon-Con, I wanted to take the opportunity to talk a little about San Diego Comic-Con!

For those of you not familiar with Comic-Con, it is an overwhelming four-day pop culture extravaganza!  You want to see your favorite TV celebs (they are there...in an upcoming post), want to see upcoming movies, love urban vinyls, cosplayers, or just crave a serious lack of sleep or personal space...then Comic-Con is the place for you!

For now I will end this post short with some pics of the banners for ongoing/upcoming shows, movies, and just a taste of the sights in beautiful downtown SD.

To check out more photos (as I am able to get them up...stupid day-job) click here

Til next time geek-ettes!  --Heather


Line to get into the exhibit hall in the morning.
Walking Dead booth...can't wait til October's premiere!!!

City-wide and exhibit hall banners